My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
