just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Holy shit dude........stairs
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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