I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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