so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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