You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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