awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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