Will you blow on my dice?
North Korea, Best Korea!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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