I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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