Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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