My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
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High times named my dorm as the easiest place to get drugs...I would have to agree because my fingers are talking to me
Indeed. Best sick day use ever.
936 shit i prolly know you. i know the pot heads in this town.
don't lie... you don't have a job
lol, she needs sex toys? let me guess, she has a separate room too?
the 'high times' magazine isn't as good as being high, wtf?
damn. so many haters on this site. have a good time bro!
why dont you just fuck your girlfriend? you suck at life
have her make you a sandwich afterwords and you sir will be set for the week.
He is getting laid, you aren't. Game over.
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