I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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