we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
