It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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