Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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