Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
my liver is dry heaving
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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