just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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