Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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