found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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