North Korea, Best Korea!
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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