Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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