how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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