Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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