i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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