Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
this must be what syphilis tastes like
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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