Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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