There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
