SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
not ubering you a puppy
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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