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  Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.

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• If it's a surprise bd present for HIM, may I suggest one of your friends that he already likes. No guy in that situation wants to be with the bitchy one, the complainer, the emotional basket case who needs constant re-assurance, or the one who just will not shut the hell up! Happy Burthday!

  Submitted by King_Domcum on Feb 22, 14 at 6:30am

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• I would like to hear James Earl Jones and Malcolm McDowell use this exchange on a Sprint commercial.

  Submitted by shitbat78 on Feb 23, 14 at 12:19pm

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• and the awesome girlfriend award goes to...

  Submitted by iflatford on Feb 23, 14 at 2:33am

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• Why can there only be just one? It is his birthday afterall!

  Submitted by dean4623 on Feb 22, 14 at 3:13pm

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• Let's don't all jump at once here...

  Submitted by kcs99 on Feb 25, 14 at 12:27am

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• Threesomes ruin friendships and they're not really that great.

  Submitted by crazydoglady on Feb 22, 14 at 7:05am

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  • lies. threesomes are awesome.

    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Feb 22, 14 at 12:24pm

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  • You didn't do it right.

    Submitted by TyphoidSammy on Feb 24, 14 at 7:58am

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