If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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