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  • We can hate on this guy who abuses the system, but don't hate on the system itself. I know plenty of people who have dodged a bullet because of temporary unemployment assistance, people that might have lost their homes or not been able to pay for medicine, etc. Now they are hard working honest blokes like the most of us. So yea, f this guy, but don't throw the baby out with the bath water.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:09am
  • haha idiots...pretty sure it has been this way for a while...dumbasses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:59pm
  • drug tests for unemployed sounds good to me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:21pm
  • I wonder if this was that black lady who was crying when Obama was elected. He's gonna pay my rent, he's gonna pay for my gas, oh mercy, lord, mercy. I'm gonna steal part of this guys pay check, and his, and that one....oh Jesus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:25pm
  • 6:51 I hate to break it to you dumb ass unemployment checks haven't changed how they are funded in the last 6 months. Bush had the same funding dipshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:26pm
  • Hey, at least he's putting this money back into the economy, TAX FREE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:44pm
  • I love this, joke or not, tax payers can hate, but it made me laugh my ass off Considering it IS actually funny, calm dooooown people!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:10pm
  • ^ yeah, being motherfucking TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF has that affect on people, you shithead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:55pm
  • 5:06_ u need to re-read what i said. and get your money back from whatever college you went to, clearly it didn't stick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:16pm
  • what a piece of shit. My hard working money goes to stupid pieces of shit like you and it really pisses me off. And dont try and defend obama on this one... he doesnt make it any better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:24am
  • its deadbeat mother fuckers like you that make me want to shoot deadbeat mother fuckers like you. you are a shit stain on the fabric of america

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:07am
  • none of this has to do with who is president and anyone who thinks it does is a dumbass unemployment is good it helps people who are UNEMPLYOED which theree are alot of in this day and age, some people get around the system but thats life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:26am
  • fuck all you lazy ass folks livin off the government and politics has everything to do with this. obama's givin money to anybody who wants it and is too lazy to work. he's punishing those who work hard. he's an idiot that only won the election because he's "black"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:55pm
  • wow...what a fucking doucher. Im really glad the rest of us pay taxes so you can get stoned...real winner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:48pm
  • the phrase "asshat" is literally the dumbest thing i've ever heard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:23pm
  • I feel the same way about my unemployment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:21pm
  • Good news everybody! We can feel smug!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:49pm
  • how does a text about someone getting unemployment prove that hes working? that doesnt even make sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:53pm
  • 6:50, get a brain you retarded monkey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:13pm
  • whether this particular post was a "joke" or not, it isn't funny because there are asshats out there that actually do this. it's infuriating.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:55pm
  • this is the most awesome text i've ever seen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:33am
  • Get a job you fucking tool jesus christ.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:52am
  • Seriously... kill yourself so we don't have to support your habit. P.S. Way to represent Philly, thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:37pm
  • 1010pm....thank you for the explaination....its just people who think they are holier then thou who try to spit stuff they know nothing about...i feel even silly talkin all serious on this website...lets say we all go out tonight, get hammered and send some messages we def wouldnt want fam to see...lets make our parents proud!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:03pm
  • so glad my taxes go to pay for your habit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:39pm
  • Lazy ass. Ur a piece if shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:11am
  • This is what Obama gets us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:24am
  • I really hope this individual is involved in a car fired.. but miraculously make it out ... and then gets thrown in front of a bus by a tax payer!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Welfare and unemployment have been around regardless of the president, as has drug use. I guess dumbasses have as well, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:04pm
  • People who collect unemployment and other forms of government support should be required to pass a drug test. Especially since the rest of us who work hard to pay our taxes must pass one to earn the money that they collect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:42pm
  • Tax Payers can hate.... ? Calm down? We're paying people to sit on their asses and smoke pot all day while I sit here at work and pay for them to do it? You people who think this is acceptable are a waste of skin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:25pm
  • get a job you tool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:10pm
  • dude ur a dick. i work my ass off for money for drugs because no one else should have to support my habits. p.s. i voted for obama too so politics dont have much to do with this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:35pm
  • hey , how about you all take a break from fighting over a joke website and try reading a book about history, or politics.. or watching the news.. or anything mildly intelligent that might back up these fantastic arguments.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:53pm
  • This is fuckin pathetic!! They should make people on welfare & unemployment take drug tests before they get their checks!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:32pm
  • I know I really do this, lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:56pm
  • I wished I was on unemployment, cause I feel the same way as you, but with my actual job check... :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:40pm
  • Doesn't take much to get the rightwing nutjobs all pissed off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:13pm
  • thanks loser, from the taxpayers of america

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:23pm
  • 4:57 Obama is only half black, meaning that 50% of him is allowed to be president. Liberals really do suck, not saying this texter is a liberal, just saying they suck MTV and BET are perfect avenues to decide who to vote as the leader of the free world. I am speaking of course to my 18-24 year-olds and my colored folks of all ages...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:07am
  • Welfare and unemployment have been around regardless of the president, as has drug use. I guess dumbasses have as well, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:15am
  • maybe if u give urself a blowjob while tickling a bottle nosed dolphin whith ur toes and slapping 4 kitty cats and an asian baby then JIZZ IN UR PANTS! motherfucker i want your chins!!!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:36pm
  • Or we should just legalize marijuana so that stoners are effectively robbed of every single talking point they possess and can finally quit bitching.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:26pm
  • Hope you OD and die so that my tax dollars can stop being wasted....there's a liberal for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:29pm
  • 4:50...people are dumb for thinking that this person spends a significant amount of money on drugs? Either you have a bad case of the dumbass, or you've never been to college....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:06pm
  • This person is a tool!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:37pm
  • All the people who mentioning Obama are dumbass hicks who probably don't even watch the debates and speeches prior to November 4th. Unemployment checks were here before Obama and will be here after Obama. Instead of bitching at people with problems why don't you actually get off your asses and go volunteer to try and help people out of these situations?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:31am
  • dont get anyone who said this was a bad night (sarcasm)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:08am
  • Get a job loser. I work my ass off and shouldn't have to pay for you to get high. Get your own job, make your own money and buy your own drugs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:37pm
  • Its a fucking funny text. Get off this website if you're going to debate through an anonymous joke website.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:33am
  • Straight out, I hope the next drugs you buy force a cezeur and you fucking die

    Submitted by dee3108 on Sep 17, 10 at 10:25pm
  • 2:07, aren't you glad these are anonymous, so no one will know who you really are, and therefore not wanna be friends with you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:03am
  • that's philly for ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:51pm
  • 5:04 Yeah, it has, and now it has been more amplified as we "Spread the Wealth" You need to get back onto Obama's nuts, they miss you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:24pm
  • Guess who voted for Obama!!??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:42pm
  • 6:08, We don't have too, it's a forum we can discuss whatever the fuck we want. If YOU don't like it, YOU can go somewhere else, see how that works?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:56am
  • looooooooooooooser arguing over nothing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:15am
  • ahaha ur all so dumb, this is probably one of the hundreds of joke texts people put on here. u all are far too gullible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:50pm
  • Better than in France, where a person can get up to 3000 a month, get there house paid for and get food stamps for food. I wouldn't work either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:50pm
  • 1:26- the point isn't that unemployment is bad. the point is that this fucker is using money from hard working people to pay for their drugs. when I pay for drugs it's so I can use them, not some lazy fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:57am
  • its not about politics. there would be unemployment no matter what party is in office. this kid is just a douche but u fuckers are getting way to worked up over a joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:53pm
  • Who cares what he spends his unemployment checks on. This Economy sucks ass, not too many people can even get a minimum wage job anymore. Who gives a damn if he's buying drugs. Everyone who brought Obama into this conversation are obviously dumbasses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:44pm
  • i partially contributed to the phone that sent this text message... assuming its real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:01pm
  • yes, because liberals and democrats are the nation's only drug users. this texters political affiliation has nothing to do with his use of unemployment checks, so lets tone it the fuck down with all of the liberal hate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:09pm
  • Are people seriously having this kind of debate on THIS website? I think it's funny, and it happens anyway, regardless of the president. Everyone needs to chill out. Maybe go smoke a little?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:21pm
  • And this text shows what's wrong with this country

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:28pm
  • I think it is a great idea to drug test those on unemployment. We should also test for alcohol, cigarettes and watching TV. We should also test to see if they ate overweight too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:03pm
  • Unemployment is paid in to by employers, not taxes...

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Jan 17, 12 at 3:27pm
  • You pay into your own unemployment. After you have used that you are able to apply for emergency funds which is then paid for by the tax payers. And from this persons text I'd say he is well into his emergency funds. I have a brother who is exactly like this ass clown who has been on unemployment for a year and a half and hasn't looked for a job at all and 90% of his check goes to weed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:24pm
  • SHOT WITH YOUR BIG MAN JUICE MAYBE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:27pm
  • Dear morons: Unemployment is paid by the money the employee puts into it and matched by the employer. So your taxes don't go to it. Voting for Obama or being a democrat has nothing to do with it. Weak arguments by weak people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:28am
  • this text is absolutely real, too many of my lazy friends do the exact same thing while i work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Because it's the president's fault that poor people's lives can be so maddening in a world where there's little to do in an urban setting that doesn't involve money, so many of them use drugs. Hit the nail on the head, you all. But if you direct deposit you ain't getting no drugs through your email, are you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Obama was brought up why? Obviously you know nothing about politics or history, if you seriously think stuff like this just started in the last few months. Good luck failing at life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:16pm
  • oh my god - your an idiot... get a job to support your drug habit. what a low life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:42pm
  • hahahah isn't that the truth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:05pm
  • please, people. this is texts from last night and the majority of us are at work, not working, looking at this website.........if you want to talk politics go to fauxnews or cnn, ok?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:08pm
  • 7:02 ... marry me please ... unless of course you're a man then ... well I'm not a liberal otherwise I'd say civil union me, anyway well said ... I'd vote for you if you ran for public office anywhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:59pm
  • drug tests for unemployment receivers - YES! Taxing marijuana- YES!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:02pm
  • pretty sure unemployment was around before obama became president. but this person is an idiot, no wonder he's unemployed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:04pm
  • i hate you and i don't know you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:01am
  • people shut the fuck up...how many of you used your student loans to pay for alcohol and drugs....hypocrites

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:56pm
  • Perhaps the point should be, this lazy asshole is wasting the employers money, and jacking up their rates. Which hurts them in the long run, and could do damage to them financially. Which if it does enough, and they can't keep up, they may have to let more workers go. This type of thought the texter has, IS the Obama crowd, lazy assholes who want everything given to them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:28am
  • You right wingers getting pissed off here are TOOLS. The goddamn text proves the dude is WORKING. He is not taking a goddamn CENT from you, so cool your shit down, honestly. A man will do what he wants with his money- it is his. Now get off this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:50pm
  • or how many of you use the money your parents give you for food to drug dealers? stupidddd. i think its awesome. drugs are fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:48pm
  • 5:24, ARE YOU A BOT?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:26pm
  • You need to be taken into an alley and shot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:26pm
  • This is bullshit, honestly, if you're going to be a worthless excuse for a human at least don't use everyone elses hard earned money. It's actually not funny for those of you who think it is, if you feel the need to throw your life away on drugs pay for it yourself.

    Submitted by askj on Aug 5, 10 at 4:33pm
  • @ 7:44. I CARE because the taxes i pay go to his lazy ass. tell you what, why don't you give him $ to sit on his ass and do drugs and i get to keep my $. sound fair?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:23pm
  • who gives a shit its still fun to bash barak HUSSEIN obama, the highest form of terrorist ever. he has infiltrated our country to bring us down. fuck obama, and fuck you if you voted for him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:39pm
  • you're kind of a douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:34pm
  • 6:35, politics have plenty do with this dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:51pm
  • Just stop unemployment altogether and use some of the money to hire people to clean the dead dip shits off the street who couldn't get their life together, problem solved!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:10pm
  • That's why u are out of a job asshole

    Submitted by pendez on May 9, 10 at 8:14pm
  • Obviously he has paid taxes in the first place if he is getting unemployment. So technically he is spending his own tax money he paid in on drugs. Some people care to much about dumb shit that doesn't matter. Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things.

    Submitted by bodaciouswiley on Jun 22, 11 at 1:21am
  • Student loans paying for alcohol is not the same as unemployment checks paying for drugs. Most student loans get payed back. The taxpayers will never get payment from assholes like this. Not even a "Hey, I realize that your hard work supported my bad habit. Thanks!"

    Submitted by vrtcllychllngd03 on Jul 16, 10 at 3:30pm
  • I mentioned Nazis! I win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:17pm
  • You sound like a winner dude!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:43pm
  • HA! That made me laugh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:01pm
  • 3:31 don't be a dumbass. Obama increased and prolonged the unemployment checks. And why the hell would I help these lazy asses. They should get a job and help themselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:25pm
  • 7 44 Everyone who brought Obama into this conversation are obviously dumbasses. Great sentence construction, you fuckin retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:50pm
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