Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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