yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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