One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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