I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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