Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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