So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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