How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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