I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Enjoy the penises
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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