Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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