Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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