i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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