i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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