just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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