Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
tell me about the fingering
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