Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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