actually, I'm a sock model
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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