I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
The air taste purple.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
