At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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