Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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