So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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