D3 body, D1 cock
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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