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You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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