I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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