How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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