I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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