Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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