It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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