been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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