My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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